Client Care Crusader Gifts

'The customer is King'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Parts and labor?"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Honey badger do care.

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'Which way up would you like it?'

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."