Clean Street Crusader Gifts

Clean streets

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Global Warming.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Fumes from furniture

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Seals - Pick your own.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'