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'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Sustainable transport

Cycle Lane

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Dog Passive Smoking

Lung Disease Treatment.

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

'He hit his wife's new car with a golf ball, so she beat him with his golf club. That must be a really nice car.'

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'