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Is Driving Doomed?

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Mexican Dog

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'No luggage.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Man on Island.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Welcome to the North Pole

Living on the Wild Side

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."