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'It's an excuse to get out of the house.' 'But you haven't got a dog!' 'I haven't got a wife, either.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Desert Planet

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Napoleon marches off alone

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Walking in the woods.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Soho walking society

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Living on the Wild Side

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

"It's a franchise."

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'