Dog-free Adventurer Pillows

'It's an excuse to get out of the house.' 'But you haven't got a dog!' 'I haven't got a wife, either.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Is Driving Doomed?

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Desert Planet

Napoleon marches off alone

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Walking in the woods.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Soho walking society

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Living on the Wild Side

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"It's a franchise."

He prefers the flexibility only a motor home provides. Spike.

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"