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'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pina Coladas

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Is Driving Doomed?

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

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