Car Pride Advocate T-Shirts

'He hit his wife's new car with a golf ball, so she beat him with his golf club. That must be a really nice car.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Sales and Diversity

Knights Wing Mirrors.

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

Cat on Board.

Euro 2021

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Pimp my cow.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

For All The Detroit Haters.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

The Gayhorns

Millennial

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

Happy Birthday

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

Out of the closet.

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

'I can't go on being the mascot for a losing team after all, I've got my pride.'

'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','