Car Pride Advocate T-Shirts

'He hit his wife's new car with a golf ball, so she beat him with his golf club. That must be a really nice car.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Congratulations!

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Cat on Board.

Euro 2021

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

For All The Detroit Haters.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Pimp my cow.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

Millennial

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

'I can't go on being the mascot for a losing team after all, I've got my pride.'

Out of the closet.

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

Happy Birthday