Drive-less Advocate T-Shirts

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Smokey The Tree"

Touring Cyclist

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

How do fish get to work?

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

The days before television

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Dog Passive Smoking

"Yes, now I have wait until 1821 for electric motors to be invented."

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'