Car-free Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

US department of the interior wildlife refuge for the endangered North American pedestrian.

Is Driving Doomed?

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Otto the SmartyCar!

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Solar powered sunbed.

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Biker Hell No

'He hit his wife's new car with a golf ball, so she beat him with his golf club. That must be a really nice car.'

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

'Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you'd like to meet him,'

Distracted Driving

Self Drive Car Tests

"Is your car journey really necessary?"

"I'm all for environmentalism too, but I think this is going too far."

Car Wash.

"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"

Gas Guzzler.