Driverless Car Devotee T-Shirts

Otto the SmartyCar!

Is Driving Doomed?

Drive-thru Church

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Solar Power.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Electric bike.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Charging Station

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

Will Self-Driving car

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

How is it going with your voice-controlled, self-driving car? We aren't communicating very well. I said I "need to go fast" and it took me to a calorie-restricting diet center. It's very frustrating! Back there I shouldn't have added "This car is driving me up a wall."

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"They're for water hazard holes."

"Interior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

US department of the interior wildlife refuge for the endangered North American pedestrian.