Driverless Car Devotee T-Shirts

Otto the SmartyCar!

Drive-thru Church

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Solar Power.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Electric bike.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

Will Self-Driving car

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

"Interior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear."

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"They're for water hazard holes."

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

US department of the interior wildlife refuge for the endangered North American pedestrian.

"Evans isn't here, sir. His self-driving car showed up without him."