"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"
Self-driving Car Skeptic T-Shirts
Celebrate the cautious driver in your life with T-shirts that humorously challenge autonomous technology. Perfect for skeptics who love a conservative laugh and a clever statement.
"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."
Is Driving Doomed?
Otto the SmartyCar!
"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."
"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"
"I think we're lost, but the car won't stop to ask for directions."
"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."
"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"
"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."
Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!
"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"
No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.
"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."
Will Self-Driving car
Clown in clown car, "Well I don't think the company car is such a perk"
How is it going with your voice-controlled, self-driving car? We aren't communicating very well. I said I "need to go fast" and it took me to a calorie-restricting diet center. It's very frustrating! Back there I shouldn't have added "This car is driving me up a wall."
'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'
'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'
'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'
"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"
"Mom, I think your smart water is dumb, 'cuz it's drooling."
"I'm beginning to regret ever having a smart meter fitted!"
"Seriously, I think you should just buy pepper spray."
'Arcadia. I thought we were going to Caravel's.'
'I'm the doctor -- I'll decide what's medicinal!'
'Bloody 4WDs!'
"It's totally self-driving, but don't worry, we can program an appropriate level of road rage."
"Evans isn't here, sir. His self-driving car showed up without him."
"Are we there yet?! My tires are killing me!"
Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...
"Your home keeps calling my home dumb. My home may not be smart, but at least it's not rude."
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