Self-driving Cars T-Shirts

'Arcadia. I thought we were going to Caravel's.'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Otto the SmartyCar!

The Driverless Car Failed But the Carless Driver Works Perfectly.

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

The Electric Car

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"I think we're lost, but the car won't stop to ask for directions."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

Charging Station

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Play Rush Hour

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"