Self-driving Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

"If it's a self-driving car, why do I need to wait until I'm old enough to get a driver's license?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Stone Age Driving Test

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

I don't brake for tail gators.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

Will Self-Driving car

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.