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"Evans isn't here, sir. His self-driving car showed up without him."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Chef copy robot

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Meet the new factory manager.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!