Autonomous Vehicle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Evans isn't here, sir. His self-driving car showed up without him."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mohammad's motors

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Chef copy robot

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Meet the new factory manager.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Nice park. . .

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Who's the new guy?"