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"Are we there yet?! My tires are killing me!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Man riding bike over cars.

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

Will Self-Driving car

New Age Auto Repair

'And don't do that, or that, or that, or that, or that, or that...'

Driver Showdown

'It has very low emissions - it's impossible to find a garage selling the fuel.'

"Evans isn't here, sir. His self-driving car showed up without him."

"It's totally self-driving, but don't worry, we can program an appropriate level of road rage."

"These electric cars can be expensive."

"Is there anything I should know before buying these?"

"I cleaned out your wallet for you, but the engine is still running a little rough."