Self-driving Car Engineer T-Shirts

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

It's the biofuel generation.

World's cheapest car

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Bio Fuels.

Car Emissions

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work