Self-driving Car Engineer Mugs

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Car Emissions

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

Bio Fuels.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

World's cheapest car

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'How many miles to the gallon?'