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Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"I think we're lost, but the car won't stop to ask for directions."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."