Drive-less Advocate Gifts

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Smokey The Tree"

Touring Cyclist

Is Driving Doomed?

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

How do fish get to work?

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

The days before television

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Mobile phones vs books

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Dog Passive Smoking

"Yes, now I have wait until 1821 for electric motors to be invented."