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"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

The Messy Sink

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

'My mom invented baths!'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'