Car-free Living Gifts

"Is your car journey really necessary?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Steamed vegetables."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Environment Friendly House.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Would it kill you to compost?"