Car-free Living Gifts

"Is your car journey really necessary?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I blame global warming!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Steamed vegetables."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Just Stop Boil

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Is Driving Doomed?

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Earth stove

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Environment Friendly House.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Not to mention the park view."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'