Pit Stops Gifts

"I need to tinkle."

We welcome your urine

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."