Postal Pal Gifts

'It's a postcard from your boyfriend, Miss -- what he says goes for me, too!'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

World Tour.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Intellectual Property

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Doctors

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Droplet with a pencil.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

Friends Yeah!

The Cartoon Reaper.

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Stationery Officer

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'It's THEM!'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

Punctuation-challenged posters.

A day at the Sender's house.