Postal Pal Pillows

'It's a postcard from your boyfriend, Miss -- what he says goes for me, too!'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

World Tour.

Intellectual Property

Doctors

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Droplet with a pencil.

Friends Yeah!

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Stationery Officer

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'It's THEM!'

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"

Punctuation-challenged posters.

A day at the Sender's house.

"I need another can of this."

"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."