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Doctors

'Jerry, the Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Intellectual Property

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

"Just you wait!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

Terrifically Twickenham