Prescription Pal Pillows

Doctors

'Jerry, the Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Intellectual Property

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

"Just you wait!"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

Friends Yeah!

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'