Pizza Pal Pillows

"For me, the vegetarian."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Children playing games

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Pizza Tower Bridge