Pal Pillows

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Friends Yeah!

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"

"Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here."

"I used to be apathetic, but then I thought - what the hell...?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Intellectual Property

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Doctors

'Bront?saurus.'

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

"Just you wait!"

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."