Pals Pillows

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

List making as therapy.

Be a friend.

Do you look like your pet ?

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"But is it Organic?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'Meet my significant other.'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

Golfer couple just married

Friends Yeah!