Pals Gifts

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Man with broken leg in cast.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

List making as therapy.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

Do you look like your pet ?

"But is it Organic?"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Meet my significant other.'

"Jack Russell?"

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

Friends Yeah!

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'