People-person Pals Gifts

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

A Girl and Her Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Man with broken leg in cast.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Pony Love...

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Be a friend.

Dog bath