Putting Pals Gifts

Golfer couple just married

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"This does not make us friends."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Be a friend.

Do you look like your pet ?

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'Meet my significant other.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Jack Russell?"

Puppy Love.

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

"I think the dog wants to go out."

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

These guys are going to have some kind of contest. (Musical note.) Let's see who sings the best. (Question mark.) No. Let's play "Jeopardy." All answers must be in the form of a question. (Exclamation point.) Whatever we do, I'll be the most enthusiastic!! (Ampersand.) Can we form partnerships? (Dollar sign.) Is there any prize money? (Percentage symbol.) What are the chances of winning? (Asterisk.) Winning's not that important. With me here, winning will be marked as not wholly

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!