Postcard Pal Gifts

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"You can always count on me."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

A Friend in Need.

Hello from the lakes!

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Come Back Sloane

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Travel Scenes

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

Cold Callers!

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'It's a 'Wish You Were Here' postcard from my husband. He went to Hell.'

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."