Postcard Pal Gifts

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"You can always count on me."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

A Friend in Need.

Hello from the lakes!

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Travel Scenes

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Come Back Sloane

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

'The check is in the mail...'

Cold Callers!

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"