Postcards Gifts

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Alien reading postcard.

"Care to send a 'Wish you were here' card to friends?"

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

British weather postcard.

'Hotel lovely, weather fine, Tom eaten by Alligator. See you soon.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Hey y'all.

Postcards from the Edge

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"You can always count on me."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Fine Print Letters

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Hello from the lakes!

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Travel Scenes

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'