Postcards Gifts

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Alien reading postcard.

"Care to send a 'Wish you were here' card to friends?"

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

British weather postcard.

'Hotel lovely, weather fine, Tom eaten by Alligator. See you soon.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Hey y'all.

Postcards from the Edge

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"You can always count on me."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Fine Print Letters

Hello from the lakes!

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

Travel Scenes

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'