Paper Girl Gifts

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Formula One car origami

Printers

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Come Back Sloane

'Where's air traffic control?'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Newspaper dog

I love Fountain Pens

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

'I'm all for recycling newspapers, but I don't go for this printing a new paper directly on top of the old one.'

Stationery Officer

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"The Sunday New York Times — Shredded edition"

'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'