Paperboy Gifts

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

'Bet you forgot to get a Christmas present for the paperboy!'

Paperboy delivers the Avian news to his bird customers.

Early news deliveries.

Newspaper dog

"Look at it this way, Herb....at least the paperboy didn't throw it on the roof this time!"

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'No, I'm just the paperboy... THAT'S the postman!'

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

"Paper before you go, Mister?"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Come Back Sloane

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

I love Fountain Pens

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

'I'm all for recycling newspapers, but I don't go for this printing a new paper directly on top of the old one.'

Stationery Officer

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"On our corporate chain of command, he's the missing link."

Log in, paper out.

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"