"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"
Waterboy Gifts
Searching for a gift for a waterboy in your life? Our collection offers playful and heartfelt items that honor their essential support during game day. Perfect for sports enthusiasts and team players who keep everyone hydrated and motivated, these products blend humor with appreciation, making game days even more special.
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
Pool attached to child's bed.
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
New Guy.
"They're comfortable."
"Think of it as a big puddle."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
L'il Buckaroo on Board.
"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."
'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'
High Riders of the Old West
"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."
The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
Leak in the fish tank.
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'
"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."
The Comfiest Hombre in the West
Crossing the Nachos Grande
"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."
Waterboy Gifts Collection
Waterboy Mugs
Discover our collection of waterboy mugs, packed with humor and appreciation—perfect for keeping the team spirit brewing every morning.
Waterboy Pillows
Find whimsical waterboy pillows that add a cozy, humorous touch to any sports fan's space—support your team and relax in style.
Waterboy Prints
Decorate your space with our playful waterboy prints—ideal for celebrating team spirit and the invaluable support of waterboys.
Waterboy T-Shirts
Explore our waterboy t-shirts—fun and spirited designs that let your team supporter show pride and support in style.