Water Cowboy Gifts

"FISH ON"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'You can't come in here with that.'

Wrong leadership.

Lifesaver!

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

A family playing in the sea

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Boat Launch'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

Ski Surfing