Water Cowboy Gifts

"FISH ON"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'You can't come in here with that.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

Lifesaver!

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Freddie's water

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Children playing around a water pump