Gunfight at the O.K. Coral
Underwater Cowboy Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone with an underwater cowboy fascination? Our collection features humorous and imaginative products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who love mixing maritime adventures with cowboy grit, each item blends creativity and humor, making every day a little more fun and a lot more personal. Whether they’re a diver, a horse rider, or both, find something that speaks to their adventurous soul.
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
New Guy.
"They're comfortable."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
"He's no hat and all corgis."
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
L'il Buckaroo on Board.
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."
'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'
'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'
High Riders of the Old West
"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."
The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.
'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'
Crossing the Nachos Grande
"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."
Underwater Cowboy Gifts Collection
Underwater Cowboy Mugs
Discover more undersea cowboy humor and creative mug designs on our dedicated mugs page.
Underwater Cowboy Pillows
Find more whimsical underwater cowboy pillows that add a fun, personal touch to any space.
Underwater Cowboy Prints
Explore more creative prints that bring the quirky underwater cowboy universe to your walls.
Underwater Cowboy T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt collection for more playful, adventurous designs perfect for the underwater cowboy at heart.