Island Cowboy Gifts

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Elevator/Open Range

"FISH ON"

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."