Urban Cowboy Gifts

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'This town ain't big enough for the two of us, so I'm proposing 1,000 new homes with a commitment to affordable housing plus adjacent retail park and leisure destination.'

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

Clamping

No parking between signs.....

Elevator/Open Range

"Go on, get out of here! Go spawn somewhere else!"

Businessmen park their cars and mount horses at Park And Ride.

'That's your misfortune, and none of my own, I'm afraid.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Lonesome for home, Cowboy: Tumbleweeds...$14.99.

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

New York City Rodeo

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

Spaghetti Eastern

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'I'd kill for concrete.'