Urban Cowboy Adventurer Gifts

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Dawing your Cellphone

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Vacation Bus Photo

Thumbing a Lift.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E