Urban Cowboy Adventurer Mugs

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Dawing your Cellphone

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Subway Thrillers

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"