Urban Cowboy Aficionado Mugs

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Not So Wild West

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cowboy

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Nannies Of The Old West