Urban Cowboy Aficionado Prints

"Giddyup."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"El muy mal perro"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"