Unconventional Cowboy Gifts

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Elevator/Open Range

'I'd kill for concrete.'

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Giddyup."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'