Unconventional Cowboy T-Shirts

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."