Commuting Cowboy Gifts

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Motorherd

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Elevator/Open Range

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"Giddyup."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

The Bus Stop.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Must you answer every question with a death threat?"

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."