Office Cowboy Gifts

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Elevator/Open Range

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."