Office Cowboy Pillows

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Must you answer every question with a death threat?"

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."